rainy
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Up: 90% SFW, vocaloid/utattemita/audiophilia, animanga fandom, bad jokes/politics, art, lots of crying.
Expansion: somehow alive. This is like an island excursion without the cruise ship.
Me: *so tired my eyes hurt and I’m struggling to keep them open*
Brain: hoe don’t do it
Me: *clicks*
Brain: oh my god
My 57-year-old dad insists that we play Mario Kart every time I come home to visit and plays as Luigi so he can scream “hasta Luigi” as he passes people
Look at him. Look how happy he is
Meeting his pups for the first time.
A confused father.
• 12 years ago, I sat in a nearby church abashedly asking god to help me get over my feelings for a girl
• 6 years ago, my mom & I both cried as I told her I was dating a woman, a coming out confession long overdue
• tonight, my son & I are having a dance party while my wife hums along in the kitchen cooking us dinner
Life can be so sweet, if only we can hold on & find the courage to be our authentic selves.
We are luckier than the most famous kings in history, because we can hear recordings of the best musicians on the planet singing the most perfect versions of their best songs over and over infinitely anytime we want. Not even the pharohs had that.
Russian roads, only 30 sec
What’s with Russia and dashcams?
to have car insurance in russia, dashcams are required because russians are terrible drivers
did you really need to ask what’s up with dashcams in Russia after watching this video
me lovingly gazing at my dash as my mutuals are talking about overwatch or whatever thing they’re into that i have no idea about
tumblr in 2020:
- posts on your dashboard are ranked by how much the ceo personally likes them
- a widget on everyone’s blogs that publically displays their top five search terms
- images disabled altogether
- they ban you if you have a custom theme
- app crashes at a speed imperceptible to the human eye
- you can buy little outfits for the “t” logo with real money
Stop reblogging this they’ll get ideas